Posts Tagged ‘Dogs’
What is the mens fashion brand which uses a dog as its logo? I have seen belts with the dogs on it?
It is a ribbon/preppy style belt. The pattern of the belt features dogs/outuline of dogs.
Two guys were walking their dogs…?
One had a Chihuahua, the other a Doberman. The man with the Dobie spots a bar across the street and suggests they get a beer. The guy with the Chihuahua protests, “We can’t go in there,we’ve got our dogs with us!”
“Sure we can” says Mr. Dobie “Just follow my lead”. He puts on his sunglasses and walks gingerly up to the front door of the tavern. The bouncer spots him approaching and tells him he can’t bring a dog in. “Hey dude, I’m blind and this is my guide dog” the guy says.
“A DOBERMAN?” asks the bouncer, “I’ve never seen a Doberman as a guide dog”. “Sure Excellent protection and a good guide dog”. The bouncer skeptically allows him to enter. The Chihuiahua guys sees his pals success, dons his sunglasses and walks to the front of the bar. The doorman now smells something and says; “Hey OK In might believe a doberman as a guide dog but don’t even try to tell me you are blind and this chihuahua is your guide dog!” The Man replies “A Chihuahua? That guy sold me a Chihuahua?”
Joke: The Guide Dogs?
Two guys are out walking their dogs. They decide to get a spot of lunch so head for a fancy hotel, however they notice a sign on the door saying “No dogs (guide dogs excepted)”.
“Don’t worry” says the first guy “if we put on Sunglasses we can pretend to be blind, then they’ll HAVE to let us in. So he puts on his sunglasses and walks up to the door. “I’m sorry sir” says the doorman “we don’t allow dogs in here.” “Oh no” says the first guy “this is a guide dog.” The doorman looks down at the dog (a beagle) and asks “A BEAGLE, sir?” “Yes, they’re fantastic” says the guy, and the doorman lets him in.
The second guy is impressed by his friend’s performance and decides to give it a try. He puts on his dark glasses and walks up to the door. “I’m sorry sir” says the doorman “we don’t allow dogs in here.” “Oh no” says the first guy “this is a guide dog.” The doorman looks down at the dog (a poodle) and asks “A POODLE, sir?” The guy looks shocked and says “Those BASTARDS! I can’t believe they gave me a f***ing POODLE!”
